A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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