thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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