You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Randomize
