yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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