Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
We talked him into tasing himself.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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