I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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