can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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