butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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