I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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