can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
