i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
last night I used snow as a chaser
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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