I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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