woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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