what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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