I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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