I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
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I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
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Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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