Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.