best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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