haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
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Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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