the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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