careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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