Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Randomize
