Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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