Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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