And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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