Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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