I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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