in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
that's an acceptable place to lick
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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