exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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