i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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