So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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