I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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