I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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