I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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