Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Blood and glitter go together right?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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