How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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