What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
