At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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