Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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