I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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