The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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