FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
