oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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