hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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