Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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