I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
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I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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