butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
one might say we're banned from that church
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
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is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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