and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
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There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I can't turn off my feet"
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
This toilet bowl is my home.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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