I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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