Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I love having hate sex.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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