So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
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So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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