I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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