My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I touched a dick in church today
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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