soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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