we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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