i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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